I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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