My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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