We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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