He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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