redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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