Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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