You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm at about main and main street
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize