There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Alive.
So much puke
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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