I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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