theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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