Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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