wat bout pragnant strippers??
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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