Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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