Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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