somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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