I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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