we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Everything about him screamed your future.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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