Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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