My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
And then he peed in my hair
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