you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
When are your genitals available?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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