Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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