Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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