I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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