doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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