I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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