HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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