watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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