Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This is not my ceiling
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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