For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
