Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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