Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
