One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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