my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Boobs speak an international language.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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