You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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