The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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