can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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