I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
