I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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