marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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