I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Randomize
