I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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