Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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