im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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