I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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