even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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