I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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