I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
