I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My feet surprised me
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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