The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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