Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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