I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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